Promptstorm
Vibe code. Dodge the hype.
The hype, thrown at you
The Hype Blimp lobs budget cuts, SaaS, bots and agents. A ring shows where each one lands: read the throw, pick your lane.
A laptop that lights the way
Tokens and near-misses fill the Vibe bar. Tap, and the vibe laptop's beam turns everything in your lane into tokens.
From the Garage to The Cloud
Five zones under the galaxy: the Hackathon's pizza and caffeine, Demo Day's stage lights, Hypergrowth's towers, and a sea of clouds at the end.
The hype, itemised: twenty-two throws
Five power-ups
Ship It!
Fly over the storm on your laptop, through a river of tokens.
Series A
A bag of cash that absorbs one hit.
Context Window
Pulls in every token from all three lanes.
Rubber Duck
Everything slows down while you think it through.
Fine-tune
Every token counts twice.
Free. No ads.
- No ads
- No accounts
- No tracking
- Plays offline
- No real AI inside
Questions
Is there real AI in it?
No. It's a game about the hype, not a product of it. The tokens are glowing hexagons, and the agents only wear sunglasses.
What is that thing crossing the road?
An LLM. The first one is 1B parameters. Every one after it is bigger, by a random factor, until they're measured in trillions.
What do I spend tokens on?
The locker: nine outfits for the runner and the vibe laptop. Two can't be bought; they come with the Unicorn and Legend titles. And once a run, a git revert.
Is there a daily challenge?
The Daily Sprint: the same course for everyone today, with your best and a day streak.
Is there music?
A song for each zone, made in the game itself: drums and bass, an arp when you hit a Flow streak, a lead when a power-up kicks in. It has its own switch in the settings.
How does a run end?
A first hit is a stumble: your Flow resets and the blimp closes in. A second hit within six seconds and prod is down. Once a run, banked tokens buy a git revert.
What are missions for?
Three at a time, from “Collect 50 tokens” to “Reach The Cloud”. Each one banks tokens and raises your title, from Intern to Legend.
Does it collect anything?
No. Your best score and your token bank stay on your device, and nothing is sent anywhere. It plays offline.